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Rejection isn’t on top of the list of these 99 plus liners. These nerdy pick up lines will help you not get rejected but assist you in getting that foot in the door. This is the largest collection of pick up lines you can get on internet.

With you around Sweetie, who needs glucose tabs?




Who need a cougar? I’ll take a panther like you any day.




I know your favorite restaurant let’s go on a date we can see your favorite movie too!




How did I know that lilies are your favorite flower? Weeeeell!




Hey good lookin, what ya got cookin?




You are so beautiful. Have you has breakfast? Has anyone shown you how beautiful you are?




Baby, I just followed my CGM arrows and they pointed me straight to you.




How about a kiss? I’m the only sugar you’ll need.




I’m like a Christmas present. You’ll love waking up to me in the morning.




You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.




Is your name jingle bells? Because it looks like you go all the way.




You must be snickers, because I’m satisfied.




You are like a sharpie, super fine.




I’m looking for a diamond, can I go deep into your mine.




Come live in my heart and pay no rent.




May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?




Do you believe in hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.




If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.




Can I see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.




Hello? Oh, your body was calling me across the chat room.




I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!




You might be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.




I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!




Like the sheets on the bed I want cover you with love.




Could you do me a favor please tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?




If nostalgia was white and passion black, my love for you would be a little chessboard.




Oh baby, your name should be Sugar because with you I’m always high!




Is that a tube of glucose tabs in your pocket, or are you just really happy to see me?




I wish I was your insulin pump so that I could be next to you all day.




Is your blood sugar low? [No, why?]Cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.




Your meter or mine?




Strip for me? Test strip that is, I’m all out.




What do you say you and I get tangled in my pump tubing tonight?




I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10.




Baby, I’d never destroy your heart, the way your body destroyed your beta cells.




If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.




I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!




My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.




If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.