Worst Pick Up Lines That Don’t Make Sense

worst pick up lines

Worst pick up lines are not the worst set of pickup lines which one might might come across, but they will help you break the ground and win your partner. Worst pick up lines may sound like the terrible pick up lines or may be horrible pick up lines or may be like the Lame pick up lines which you have encountered, but these pick up lines will help you lay the first stone and this is very important in the process of influencing your partner, you need to be calm and cool and deliver these lines with great ease. The stepping stone might be slippery but you need to balm out the situation with your charm and these worst pick up lines will help you in that. Enjoy dating!

Worst pick up lines

I may have kissed dating goodbye but I want to kiss marriage hello.

Even though the ugly lights are shining bright, you still look beautiful.

They call me zero ohms, because I put up no resistance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve been sitting in a tree outside your house and realize that some evenings you could do with a bit of company.

You must be highly charged because I feel a spark between us.

I am color blind, but I think your hair is red, (touch the hair) Ouch! You just put me on fire!

Is your name Coco Cola? Because you make me go “AHH”

I’m addicted to you, I just can’t kick the habit.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are you TNT? Because I think you set off an explosion in my heart.

More stupid pick up lines

Did you clean your pants with windex? I can practically see myself in them.

So your body is a temple? How about you let me explore it.

Are you an ice skater? Because damn what a figure.

You got something on your chest it’s my eyes.

I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.

Top of the morning to you.. Actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning.

I’m looking for treasure. Can I look around your chest.

Lets flip a coin; heads you’re mine, tails I’m yours.

Do you have a pencil? ‘Cuz I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.