Stupid Pick Up Lines That Make No Sense

stupid pick up lines

Stupid pick up lines are not stupid as you might perceive it, but they are the one of the ideal ways to take the plunge and get together. These Weird pick up lines are not only weird but they are also come under the category of Dumb pick up lines and certainly very different form the other collection of pick up lines like the  cheesy pick up lines and nerdy pick up lines but they are more like the funny but yet weird pick up lines which can be appropriately used anywhere. Stupid pick up lines are the best way to take a plunge because stupidity sometimes pay off, not sometimes but most of the times because we are all stupid at some point of time and it is best if this is the point where we can play stupid in her/his love.

Stupid pick up lines

Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.

What are you doing for the rest of your life? ‘Cuz I want to spend it with you.

You’re living, you occupy space and have mass. What does that mean? You matter.

Would you grab my arm so I can my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with frontcam)

Sorry, I can’t hold on… I’ve already fallen for you.

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

You look like trash, may I take you out?

My mouth hurts, will you kiss it.

Was your father alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

More lame pick up lines

Was your father thief? Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

When god made you, he was showing off.

You must be jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the one I’d like to mount.

I know my calculus, You + Me = Us.

So, you want to make out?

Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.

Your beauty blinded me, I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake.