Romantic Pick Up Lines That Will Melt Your Heart

Funny romantic pick up lines

Hey, I think you look fantastic, so I thought I’d come over and be social and say hi – I’m Dan – what’s your name?

Hey, I love the sound of a violin…have you been playing long?

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

Can I add a branch to your family tree?

Excuse me, ma’am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.

Would you please come home with me and tie me up.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them.

More great pick up lines

What time do you get off? Can I watch?

Can I add a branch to your family tree?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

Whew! You’re hotter than a data center with an old school cooling system.

How was Heaven when you left it?

Yes, that’s a Galaxy S5 in my pocket, but I’m also glad to see you.

I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Do you wanna play Words With Friends With Benefits?

If you were a cloud platform, you’d be HaaS — hottie-as-a-service.

The Haskell compiler confirmed it. You are my type.