Sexy pick up lines for guys
Being with you is like eating a pizza. I always end up with dirty fingers.
You remind me of my son.
You don’t sweat much for a fat lass.
Are you David Platt? Because we really need to slow things down.
Is your name Jonah? Because I really can’t stomach you.
Are you Lot’s wife? Because you are REAL salty.
I wanna be the Ruth to your Naomi so I can follow you until you die and make sure you never forget me.
Are you St. Thomas? Because I am flattered, but your obsession with my holes is concerning.
Do you need your heart to be guarded? Because baby, I’m in the Lord’s army.
Are you in the body of Christ? Because I think we need to unify.