Funny pick up lines for guys
I could get you undressed in less than twelve parsecs.
Great ass, kid! It’s one in a million!
Hey baby, let’s go violate the Jedi Code.
I sense something; a sexual magnetism I’ve not felt since…
I find your lack of nudity disturbing (delivered in Darth Vader tone of voice, natch)
I knew there was more to you than money!
Do you wanna see how much Tumblr followers I have?
Seems I have to kiss you! Don’t worry though, it’s for science.
I wanna laaaaaay you down on a bed of roses.
Can I punch you in the face.. ..with my lips?
More Stupid pick up lines
Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.
Hey baby are you taking science? I think we have chemistry together!
I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.
Roses are red, violets are blue are u a volcano because i lava you.
Roses are red, violets are blue girls dig poetry why don’t we screw.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!
I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me – rough or smooth?
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
Your bosons – they give me a hadron.
I’m sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.