Pick Up Lines For Guys That Will Make A Girl Blush

Funny pick up lines for guys

I could get you undressed in less than twelve parsecs.

Great ass, kid! It’s one in a million!

Hey baby, let’s go violate the Jedi Code.

I sense something; a sexual magnetism I’ve not felt since…

I find your lack of nudity disturbing (delivered in Darth Vader tone of voice, natch)

I knew there was more to you than money!

Do you wanna see how much Tumblr followers I have?

Seems I have to kiss you! Don’t worry though, it’s for science.

I wanna laaaaaay you down on a bed of roses.

Can I punch you in the face.. ..with my lips?

More Stupid pick up lines

Were you forged by Sauron? Because you look precious.

Hey baby are you taking science? I think we have chemistry together!

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

Roses are red, violets are blue are u a volcano because i lava you.

Roses are red, violets are blue girls dig poetry why don’t we screw.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!

I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me – rough or smooth?

You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

Your bosons – they give me a hadron.

I’m sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.