Pick Up Lines For Guys That Will Make A Girl Blush

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Hey girl, they had to change the name of the bar to Coyote Beautiful once I started working there.

Hey girl, I’d smuggle over fifty thousand dollars in drug money into Belgium for you.

Hey girl, I’ll ignore all the rumors about you.

Hey girl, when I say forever, I mean it.

Hey girl, this love triangle is hell acute.

Hey girl, I’d throw my piece for you.

Hey girl, it doesn’t matter whether you’re a flat tip or a Phillips. You make me feel divine.

Hey girl, let’s take our puffy drapes somewhere safe.

Hey girl, I’ve grappled with my place on the Kinsey Scale for you.

Hey girl, what the fuck is a ‘Skins Fire’? I think you were just having night terrors.

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If I’m going to get trapped in a dryer for you, be sure to put me on permanent press.

Hey girl, I’d read Jenny Schecter’s fucking book for you.

Hey girl, I’d go straight for you.

Hey girl, at least this Tina has no direct access to men.

Hey girl, I will be on the couch with a bottle of wine and a foot rub on my mind.

Hey girl, you may have hears I’d kill a guy for you.

Best discovery: Netflix or avocados?

I have a soundproof room. Would you like to see it?

I’m here for you.

So, are you interested in swinging?