Pick up lines for women
Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.
I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
Hey, you sweet hunk of stuff, what’s shakin’?
I love baseball so take me home baby!
If someone gives you the finger you say: “Is that a promise?”
Wow! You have big feet! Can I find out if what people say is true?
Don’t worry, I don’t get emotionally involved. It’s just physical.
Do you like Stove Top stuffing? Great, you can stuff me on your stove top anytime.
I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through NETSCAPE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let’s go screw.
If you were a car, I’d wax you and ride you all over town.
Would you like to carry my books for me?
Would you be my refugee?
It’s a new world order. Have your way with me.
You may have had breakfast for dinner but you should have me for breakfast.
Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
After hearing a pick-up line: I like your approach, now let’s see your departure.
Would you like to have morning coffee with me?
Are we related? Do you want to be?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.