Dirty pick up lines for girls
It must be dark outside. ‘Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
Baby, when I saw you sit down, I got jealous of the chair.
I’m like chocolate pudding – I may look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
Do you mind if I touch your face? [Why] Just want to see if you feel the same as you look―boyfriend material!
Do you mind if I click a selfie with you? Actually I need to post what my next boyfriend looks like.
Are you out on parole? A gorgeous hunk like you has got to be arrested to look that good.
I know you’ve heard that worn out line about love at first sight / Well, I never knew those words were true ’til you walked in tonight.
I may not be in love, but let me tell you I’m in heat.
Your lips were made to be kissed, and I hate to see a good thing go to waste!
Did anyone ever tell you that you look kinda like the Zima guy?
Weren’t you on America’s Most Wanted last night?
Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
You look like David Beckham!
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can’t you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
I may not be Wilma Flinstone, but I can sure as hell make your bed rock.
I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in mine, and the words, will you be mine?
Hey baby, want to play fireman? We can stop,drop, and roll.
I lost my teddy bear… can I sleep with you?