Stupid pick up lines
You and me would be perfect together…in my bed.
Hey, girl, I heard you like beards so I grew you one last night.
I bought you a bracelet. Allow me to assist you in putting it on.
I may not be a shoemaker, lass but I still know how to knock boots.
You roast my heart.
I fell in love across the club.
8 You’re so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.
You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.
Mmmm girl, you so sweet, I’m gonna get diabetes.
I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
More good pick up lines
I can last longer than cast iron.
Your skin is so creamy that I may need my lactose intolerance pills.
What’s your storyline?
You captivate my heart?
After they made you, they threw away the template?
This could be the beginning of a great storyline.
“Watch out, you don’t want your scarf to get caught!” [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]
Let’s go back to your gondola and get down(loaded).
Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!