Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work

Stupid pick up lines

You and me would be perfect together…in my bed.

Hey, girl, I heard you like beards so I grew you one last night.

I bought you a bracelet. Allow me to assist you in putting it on.

I may not be a shoemaker, lass but I still know how to knock boots.

You roast my heart.

I fell in love across the club.

8 You’re so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.

Mmmm girl, you so sweet, I’m gonna get diabetes.

I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?

More good pick up lines

I can last longer than cast iron.

Your skin is so creamy that I may need my lactose intolerance pills.

What’s your storyline?

You captivate my heart?

After they made you, they threw away the template?

This could be the beginning of a great storyline.

“Watch out, you don’t want your scarf to get caught!” [Smoothly slide arm around shoulder]

Let’s go back to your gondola and get down(loaded).

Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!