Dumb pick up lines
Is your name Arthritis? Cause you make me weak in the knees.
Baby, you make me feel like a virus on a windows computer.
Baby, your eyes are like raindrops, on ah dasheen bush leaf.
Isn’t your e-mail address firstname.lastname@example.org?
Like nuclear fusion: when we collide we come together.
Are you an ion? Cause I‘m attracted.
I’m Friday how about Saturday we go and get a sundae?
Are you an Angel, cuz you smell like heaven!
Is your face from McDonalds, because I’m lovin it.
I don’t know the name of your first, but I’m gonna be your last.
More pick up lines for girls.
I’m not flirt, all I’m doing is pointing out your beautiful features.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.
You must be in a wrong place…the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I have a pen. You have a phone number. Think of the possibilities.
Its almost Christmas and Santa’s making his list, if you see him before I do, tell him all I want this Christmas is you.
I’m just trying to make your trust issues something you are no longer subscribed to.
I’m good at math U+I = 69.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine.