Creepy pick up lines
At absolute zero you would still move me.
That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.
Hey girl, what’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
Baby you’re so hot, you denature my proteins.
You must be sulfuric acid, cause baby you burn me up.
I wish I was water and you were Francium. Then I could set you off and we could see sparks fly.
Talk nerdy to me.
You’re like an exothermic reaction you spread your hotness everywhere.
Whenever I’m near you I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Happy birthday pretty lady.
Baby, our love is like dividing by zero it cannot be defined.
You’re like a particle in LHC Running circles in my head at 99.99% the speed of light.
Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
When it comes to physics I’m a strange attractor.
If I had a chance between DNA and RNA, I would choose RNA cuz it has U in it.
Hey baby, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
Are you a quark? Because you charmed me.
Me without you is like an iphone with no apps.
Is your name star trek cuz I watch you alone every night in dark.