Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work

Funny nerdy pick up lines

You’re so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

Your smile lit the room, so I just had to come over.

Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.

Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

My phones feeling a little empty, how about I fill it up with your number.

What’s your favorite color? [color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.

When I look into your eyes, it is like gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

More dirty pick up lines

Do you mind if I hang out here until it is safe back where I farted?

Someone pass the tartar sauce because you’re quite a catch.

If I had a dollar for every girl I’ve seen as hot as you, I’d have one dollar.

Hey officer, give me a ticket because I’m in your restricted area.

I must be a hunter because I just found a fox.

Your eyes are a mystery; I’d like to be your detective.

We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly.

Is your last name Gillette because you’re the best a man can get.

If you were a meat market, you would be the prime rib.

Do you have a tape? Because I’m ripped!