Funny nerdy pick up lines
You’re so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
Your smile lit the room, so I just had to come over.
Vogue just called, they want to put you on the cover.
Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
My phones feeling a little empty, how about I fill it up with your number.
What’s your favorite color? [color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves…
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you.
When I look into your eyes, it is like gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
More dirty pick up lines
Do you mind if I hang out here until it is safe back where I farted?
Someone pass the tartar sauce because you’re quite a catch.
If I had a dollar for every girl I’ve seen as hot as you, I’d have one dollar.
Hey officer, give me a ticket because I’m in your restricted area.
I must be a hunter because I just found a fox.
Your eyes are a mystery; I’d like to be your detective.
We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly.
Is your last name Gillette because you’re the best a man can get.
If you were a meat market, you would be the prime rib.
Do you have a tape? Because I’m ripped!