Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work

Pick up lines

Hi, Do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?

Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?

Baby, I am a firefighter, I find ‘me hot and leave ‘em wer!

I values my breath so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away every time you walked by.

Where are you from? [here? Why?] cause you’re beautiful and I wanted to start a conversation with you.

You are absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that’s the least interesting thing about you. Wow.

You’re beautiful don’t let anyone tell you any different.

I’m sure that you have a boyfriend so I’ll leave you alone but you are really beautiful.

I can’t stop looking at how gorgeous you are… if I kiss you will I get slapped?

You look like trouble!

More dirty pickup lines

Hi, I’m doing survey of what women think are the worst pickup lines.

Hold me in contempt, but just hold me.

I had to at least introduce myself.

I’ve been trying to take up the courage to give you my number.

Hold a caution tape and say “hide this in your purse for me.”

You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.

You must have a nice personality.

You should stop drinking! (why?) because you’re driving me home.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.