Nerdy pickup lines
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
You might be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
Like the sheets on the bed I want cover you with love.
Could you do me a favor please tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
If nostalgia was white and passion black, my love for you would be a little chessboard.
Oh baby, your name should be Sugar because with you I’m always high!
Is that a tube of glucose tabs in your pocket, or are you just really happy to see me?
I wish I was your insulin pump so that I could be next to you all day.
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Is your blood sugar low? [No, why?]Cause you’ve been running through my mind all night.
Your meter or mine?
Strip for me? Test strip that is, I’m all out.
What do you say you and I get tangled in my pump tubing tonight?
I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10.
Baby, I’d never destroy your heart, the way your body destroyed your beta cells.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going.
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.