Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work

Horrible pick up lines

I’m a tap dancer, are you the dance floor? Because I’d tap that.

Can I be your first mistake of the new year?

I’m changing my name to Uncle Sam because I want you.

I’d take you to an art museum but I can’t touch the masterpieces.

You must be a fish. Because you picked up my line.

Are you a DVD? Because those are some special features you got there.

Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.

Do you like French food? How about I give you a quiche?

You’re too hot let me blow you.

Your name must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

More Hilarious pick up lines

The ski slopes aren’t the only thing I’d go down tonight.

You’re so pretty I wouldn’t even need to use an instagram filter if I took your photo.

Are you a boy scout? Because you tie my heart in knots.

I could spend a millennium in your falcon.

Do you have Austate Insurance? I want you t be in good hands.

They’re called “eyebrows” because my eyes are browsing your fine ass.

Yoda only one for me.