Horrible pick up lines
I’m a tap dancer, are you the dance floor? Because I’d tap that.
Can I be your first mistake of the new year?
I’m changing my name to Uncle Sam because I want you.
I’d take you to an art museum but I can’t touch the masterpieces.
You must be a fish. Because you picked up my line.
Are you a DVD? Because those are some special features you got there.
Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person.
Do you like French food? How about I give you a quiche?
You’re too hot let me blow you.
Your name must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
The ski slopes aren’t the only thing I’d go down tonight.
You’re so pretty I wouldn’t even need to use an instagram filter if I took your photo.
Are you a boy scout? Because you tie my heart in knots.
I could spend a millennium in your falcon.
Do you have Austate Insurance? I want you t be in good hands.
They’re called “eyebrows” because my eyes are browsing your fine ass.
Yoda only one for me.