Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work

Awesome pick up lines

Your body name must be VISA, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

Have you been eating cocoa puffs? Because I’m going coo koo for you.

You octopi my thoughts.

That great jewelry would look good on my nightstand.

Won’t you bee my valentine?

If you were on the lakers I’d be kobe because I’d never pass you up.

I could use an extra workout tonight.

You’re the loaf of my life.

You must be Cinderella because that dress is disappearing at midnight.

Do you play football? Because you’ve got a tight end.

More corny pick up lines

I must be Dora because I’m going to explore you all night.

Clearly all the other women are just rough drafts – because you’re the final copy.

If I were a referee I would throw a flag for unnecessary hotness.

Let’s take this to the darkroom and see what develops.

Do you like whales? Wanna hump back at my place?

I’m an artist, and I think I just found my muse.

If you could put a price tag on beauty, you’d need to be driven around in an armored truck.

You’re all that and a bag of chips!

I must be dancing with the devil because you’re hot as hell.

You just made being an artist harder, because I will never create something as beautiful as you.