Bad pick up lines
If it weren’t for that dammed sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Are you a gardener? I want to plant my seed in your soil.
Are you a pilot? Cause you’re a pretty fly to me.
I love you from my head tomatoes.
You are so hot you could make crème brulee with just your looks.
You’re under arrest for breaking and entering my heart.
Are you Mount Everest? Cause you take my breath away.
You must be one spicy dish, cause your making my heart burn.
You are a part of the circle of my life.
Can you call a lifeguard? Cause I’m drowning in your eyes.
More bad pick up lines
I came here looking for a little tail.
You must be a bacon burger, cause you’re bacon me crazy.
I can take you to infinity and beyond.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat, would you let me hit that?
I want you to steak your claim on me because our love is so rear.
I don’t normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I want to be your number one bunny, honey.
Are you the president? Because I’d like to barrack your world.
Hey beauty, can I introduce you to my beast?
If you were a disease, you’d be Hepatitis – BAE
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.