Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work

Lame pick up lines

Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.

I’m high, but down for you.

If you were a fish tank, I’d tap that.

If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

Are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.

I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.

Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?

You make me a happy camper.

I find you to be quite ribbitting.

I’m afraid of the dark, will you sleep with me tonight.

More stupid pick up lines

Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make you.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you’re making me hard.

Norway are you leaving without giving me your number.

Is your battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

Are you a loan? Cause you’re getting my interest.

They don’t call me super for nothing.

Are you a carbon sample? Cause I want to date you.

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus, I was just stunned by your beauty.

What are you doing for the rest of your life? Cause I want to spend it with you.