Lame pick up lines
Baby, you’re like a championship bass. I don’t know whether to mount you or eat you.
I’m high, but down for you.
If you were a fish tank, I’d tap that.
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.
Are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Was that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?
You make me a happy camper.
I find you to be quite ribbitting.
I’m afraid of the dark, will you sleep with me tonight.
More stupid pick up lines
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Cause you’re making me hard.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number.
Is your battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.
Are you a loan? Cause you’re getting my interest.
They don’t call me super for nothing.
Are you a carbon sample? Cause I want to date you.
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
If I freeze, it’s not a computer virus, I was just stunned by your beauty.
What are you doing for the rest of your life? Cause I want to spend it with you.