Harry Potter Pick Up Lines That You Haven’t Heard

Harry potter pick up lines for guys

You might be a *insert quidditch position here* but I think you’re a keeper. (Take your pick.)

Engorgio! Oh wait I don’t need magic to enlarge this!

Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

My name isn’t Neville, but i do have a longbottom. (I just thought this one was ridiculous which made it funny.)

So your the Head Girl of your house, huh? hmm…..

Cho Chang? More like Cha-Ching! Cause I just hit the jackpot.

Oh, no everything’s cool. I got the Fiendfyre treatment, no more crabbes.

Yeah girls call me “Aguamenti.” Everytime they hear my name, they get wet.

It’s a portkey…. once you touch it, it will take you somewhere you ain’t never been before.

I solemnly swear I am up to no good…

Want to learn to speak troll? I can get you grunting in no time.

Would you like a butterbeer? It’s a portkey. Next thing you know we’ll be back at my place.

I don’t need the mirror of Erised to know that you’re everything I desire. (similar to a previous line, but better I think.)

I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i’ll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch’s line)

You know…I have been mistaken for a centaur before. (similar to a previous line, and a bit.

Did you just cast a spell on me baby? ‘cuz I’m feeling an engorgio charm coming on.

I know you’re taken, but if I had a time-turner, you’d be mine. (How ’bout that one, huh?)

The sorting hat says you should be in my house…wait …whats that…it also says you should be in my bed.

Did you use Relashio? ‘Cause there’s sparks between us.

Did you slip some firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?