Harry Potter Pick Up Lines That You Haven’t Heard

Cute harry potter pick up lines

(for the females) Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

If I were a Seeker and you were a Snitch, would you let me catch you?

I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

Are you a bogart? ‘Cause I have a fear of hot girls.

After a romantic night with me, you are going to need a timeturner because you are going to want to experience it again and again.

They say I’m like the horn of a crumple-horned snorkack. Explosive.

What’s the password to your portrait.

My heart’s splinched without you.

Yeah, I’ve got a pretty good batch of polyjuice going, wanna taste?

You’re like a bottle of Skele-Gro: growing me a bone.

What flavor are your Bertie Bott’s? (???????????????)

I can be your house elf. I’ll do whatever you want and I don’t need any clothes.

I need a pensieve because my head is filled with thoughts about you.

Why don’t you come tame my dragon?

Just like the Slytherin common room, how ’bout my snake in your dungeons?

I don’t know a thing about Merlin’s pants, but I’d love to get into yours!

Wanna play with my Sorcerer’s Stones?

You don’t have to worry about me, I’ve been tested for Hogwarts, if you know what I mean.

If you were a basilisk, I wouldnt mind dying just to look into your eyes.

I’m just like Oliver Wood, baby… I’m a keeper.