Harry Potter Pick Up Lines That You Haven’t Heard

Funny harry potter pick up lines

If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I’d score with you.

You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.

Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?

Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.

Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.

I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.

How ’bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.

A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.

What do you say we disapparate out of here.

Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake.

If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.

I know you want me to manage your mischief!

You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

You don’t need defense against my dark arts.

The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.