Funny harry potter pick up lines
If you were a quaffle and I was a chaser during a quidditch match, I’d score with you.
You know, the Sorting Hat placed me in Gryffindor. I think it’s because like Godric Gryffindor himself, I too have an impressive sword.
Want to go to the Hog’s Head, if you know what I mean?
Being without you is like being under the Cruciatus Curse.
Want to have a Tri-Wizards Tournament? Well not really “Tri-Wizard,” I was thinking more one wizard and two witches.
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.
I’m not an Animagus but sometimes I can be real animal.
How ’bout you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
A couple nights with me and Moaning Myrtle will have to get a new nickname.
What do you say we disapparate out of here.
Wanna practice making what looks like a mandrake.
If I try hard enough, I can get a really big patronus. All I have to do is think of happy things.
I know you want me to manage your mischief!
You must not be a muggle, because you cast a spell on me.
You don’t need defense against my dark arts.
The thought of you makes something vast and silver erupt from my wand.
I must need Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you.