Harry potter pick up lines dirty
I don’t have any Felix Felicis but I could give you some of my own “liquid luck.”
I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Your name must be Severus Severus. Because you’re making my prince full blood.
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Can I just Slytherin to bed with you.
Did you say “Wingardium Leviosa”? Cause you’ve got me rising, baby.
I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
I’m like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right i’ll open wide for you. (OH MY GOD I CAN’T.)
Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff.
Why don’t i make like Salazar and Slyther inside of you?
Want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
Do you want my Elder Wand, because you’re looking Deathly Hollow…
Did someone cast expelliarmus because you’re got me completely disarmed.
My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to love good.
If you were a dementor, I’d go criminal just to get your kiss.
I see you’re headed to bed mind if I slytherin?
Though I am He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, I’ll make you want to say it.
You don’t have to say Aciio to make me come.
You clearly got your owl in charms.
We’re not in Flitwick’s class but you’re still charming.