Good pick up lines that are guarenteed to work

Good pick up lines for girls

You make me want to have an affair.

It won’t be a late night.. you’ll be in bed by 7 and home by 11.

I do floors, doors, windows, and you.

You’ve got the whitest teeth I’d ever want to cum across.

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes.

Would it be okay if I just played with your hair all night?

Why is your drink empty? Let me fix that.

My mom is dying to have a daughter-in-law.

If you’re a vegetarian, I’m a vegetarian.

Tell me more about your annoying roommate.

More dirty pick up lines for girls

Your ex-boyfriend is here? Let’s make out to make him jealous.

I’d only want to have a threesome if there could be two of you.

Wanna do brunch?

Can we talk about your childhood pet?

There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.

Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?

I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

I’m going outside to make out…care to join me?

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

..you’re not my boyfriend… YET!

Good morning pick up lines

You really love him, don’t you?

Fuck me if I’m wrong but haven’t we met before?

What kind of grinder are you using because you’re extra fine.

Do you smoke pot? Cause weed look good together!

You must be dope as weed.. cause right now you’re all I need.

I saw you across the room and thought… I’ll bet she needs a taco too.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

Baby, you so flat you make the walls jealous.

I bet you could suck Lincolns head off a penny.

More witty pick up lines

Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.

Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

You must not be an instance of ‘Ord’ because no one else compares to you.

The type of my love is parametrically polymorphic: it is unbounded.

Did I hear you say you like recursion?

Did you use patterns with existential type? Because you just blew my mind.

You are one of a kind. You are a unique *.

If you ever want to talk–just use the IO monad.

Were you a monad? ‘Cause now that you’re gone I’m feeling the side effects.

People call Haskell function evaluation lazy. But like me, it’s just waiting for your call.