Really good pick up lines
My doctor said that I’m deficient in vitamin U.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
My friend over there wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSenteceWithoutSpaces.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
I never had a dream come true until the day that I found you.
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart. You steal mine.
I could see myself caring for you.
More Nerdy pick up lines
I am a Jedi master… I can teach you a great many things.
Are you a pole? Cuz I’d slide down you.
(Using a Darth Vader voice) I have you now!
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [Your Name].
Are you a cupcake? (No….why…?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!
Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where I can find one?
You’re a pile of leaves… I wanna jump right in!
Are you Catsup? [No, Why?] Cause i’m mustard, we should get together on a weiner.
I taste like candy. If you don’t believe me why don’t you try some.
I just made my bed. Ya wana help me mess it up again?