Good pick up lines that are guarenteed to work

Really good pick up lines

My doctor said that I’m deficient in vitamin U.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

My friend over there wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.

You like sleeping? Hey, me too! We should do it together!

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, aSenteceWithoutSpaces.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

I never had a dream come true until the day that I found you.

Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart. You steal mine.

I could see myself caring for you.

More Nerdy pick up lines

I am a Jedi master… I can teach you a great many things.

Are you a pole? Cuz I’d slide down you.

(Using a Darth Vader voice) I have you now!

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good [Your Name].

Are you a cupcake? (No….why…?) Cause you probably taste really sweet!!!!

Hi, I’m a birdwatcher and I’m looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where I can find one?

You’re a pile of leaves… I wanna jump right in!

Are you Catsup? [No, Why?] Cause i’m mustard, we should get together on a weiner.

I taste like candy. If you don’t believe me why don’t you try some.

I just made my bed. Ya wana help me mess it up again?