Funny Pick Up lines that work like magic

Clean pick up lines

Hey nice dress it would look better if I was picking it up with my dry-cleaning.

Nice feet can I stare at those while we have a forced conversation.

I’m going to recite you a poem that I wrote it’s called “hey girl ;)” the winky face is really important for the post-modern aesthetic.

You don’t know you’re beautiful and that’s what makes you beautiful, because if you had an ounce of self-confidence i wouldn’t be into it.

You look just like my ex but don’t worry I’m totally over it ignore my phone background i’m just lazy.

I have a 6 fig income and like to vacation in Hawaii I have a Tesla just stop me when i say something you like.

M’lady you look beautiful tonight as thought he light of thousand suns shines through your twinkle eyes.

More dumb pick up lines

Hey girl, I love you so much my heart beats your name in morse code.

Someone hit on me by saying “It’s dangerous to go alone! Take Me.

I don’t need to read the terms and conditions to accept you.

Do u work for the coal industry cuz you’re MINE

I want to pin you on a wall….because you’re an amazing work of art.

Hey girl, you are making me harder than the water temple.