Funny Pick Up lines that work like magic

Witty pick up lines

Hey babe fancy a half price pizza on the couch at mine then go rummage through mu bin??

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, so go out with me maybe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart was cold until I met you.

They say a picture is worth thousand words, but when I Iook at yours, I am speechless.

So do you believe in telepathy? [ No] Well me neither. So it’s better we start talking.

If my heart was a compass… it would point towards you.

You are the only star in my night sky.

You are so beautiful, it is like you never go to the toilet!!

You need money to call someone your honey!!

Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me close and whisper I love you.

More horrible pick up lines

Every time I see you, my heart just can’t control itself. Your looks, your smile, your body, your style. You. You’re the one.

You have cooties, but they are cuties.

Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.

I closed my eyes. I can’t open them again… Help!!

You are my favorite mistake…..!

Your eyes shine like the moon, your smile is bright as the sun, I can’t get you out of my mind, I think that you’re the one.

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

Hey girl, How many times I thought about you? Hmm. I would say only once because you never really left my mind…

There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? [no, 26] oh yeah, I always forget U,R,A,Q,Y.

Is that a piece of lint on your shirt or am I touching your arm for no reason .