Funny Pick Up lines that work like magic

Great pick up lines

My swag is so strong that I love it more than I love you.

Did you fall from heaven… cause your face is pretty messed up…

If you’re bad then I am a bad girl.

I love you and I will love until I die. And if there is a life after that, I’ll also love you then.

If I was you I’d give you the biggest kiss and the warmest hug and the cutest whisper in your ear saying I love you.

If you wake up one day & asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love last until you see an apple in an orange tree.

Hey girl, I am going to stop loving you when the mute guy tells the deaf guy that the blind guy saw someone better for me.

Seeing you is like touching the sun without being into it because you’re so hot!

Look at the sky and count the stars. That’s how long I’ll love you.

Hey girl, your eyes are just as kind as your heart.

More amazing pick up lines

Roses are red, violets are blue. There are 7 billion in the world, but none compared to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, and if my ex not available tonight can I sleep with you?

Roses are red like your face, violets are blue like your cheek… I think you’re blushing.

Hey girl, when I first saw you, I honestly didn’t know you were gonna be this important to me.

I’m sick because of your absence, my temperature increased when I didn’t here your voice. The only cure is your hug, touch, kiss and our togetherness.

You are beginning and my end.. and I always love until the end of my breath.. will you be mine?

I like chicken …….. forever.

Hey babe, One hand is enough to fight against the world… if you hold the other one….

Life gives me hundred reasons to cry, but you give me one reason to smile.

Live backwars is evil your name backwards is mine.