Funny pick up lines dirty
Do you come with guac and sour cream? Because you are special.
Are you green juice? Because I want you and I don’t know why.
I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I’m not Catholic.
You might as well be a light jacket because I want to take you everywhere.
Do you work in housing development? Because you have displaced my heart.
Do you drive a car? Because I bike and I could see us getting really close.
I just met you, and this is crazy. But I want (Just you). So call me, maybe?
This is kinda random, but I ran a QuickCheck and you look good.
You are like the the unit value. There is only one of your type.
I want to ‘lift’ you up, ‘bind’ all our actions together.
Everyone keeps talking about this Kelly Green lady. Are you her? No? Then what is your name?”
My love for you is like an unpointed type. Bottomless.
Did you know what a real Irishman wears under his kilt? Nothing … Irishmen don’t wear kilts.”
I fear that I will always be a lonely number like root three.
We’re like a 4-Leaf clover. You’re the C and I’m the R, and there’s love in between us.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
When I tell I love you, I don’t say it out of habit. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me.
When I first saw you, I looked for a signature. Every masterpiece has one.
When you wake up in a room without windows and doors or anything else, that means you’re in my heart.
When I think of you I smile and when I smile I think of you. I don’t know whether its thinking that makes me smile or the smile that keeps me thinking.