Hilarious pick up lines
You’re so beautiful I want to take your picture and decoupage it all over the world.
Are you a 30-day strength-training plan? Cuz you’re making me hard.
Just call me one-skillet chicken alfredo, because I’m that easy.
Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning.”
I guess I can throw away my repurposed Folgers can lamp, because girl, you light up my world.
Baby, I want to be on you like chalk on chalkboard paint.
I want to hold you as tight as you hold your bottle of nail polish while taking a photo of your manicure.
Girl, you remind me of a shabby chic tea tray, because I want you in my bed.
I’ve got 100 different pancake recipes for tomorrow morning. Just saying.
Did you clean your pants with an eco-friendly DIY vinegar-based cleaning solution that imparts extra shine? Because I can see myself in them.
More nasty pick up lines
I’d like to watch you do it yourself, if you know what I mean.
Don’t get me wrong I love my life but I can give all that (snap your fingers) just like that for a family.
I’m not sure if it was this run or you that just took my breath away.
Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Yes, it’s a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.”
Are you a developer? Because I don’t understand how you’re making me feel.
Consider me a reusable bag because you’ll totally regret forgetting me.
Are you the 38L? Because I’m trying to ride you for a silly long amount of time.
You’re just like BART during rush hour because girl you are TOO HOT.
You must be my phone because I never want to take my eyes off of you.