Funny Pick Up lines that work like magic

Hilarious pick up lines

You’re so beautiful I want to take your picture and decoupage it all over the world.

Are you a 30-day strength-training plan? Cuz you’re making me hard.

Just call me one-skillet chicken alfredo, because I’m that easy.

Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning.”

I guess I can throw away my repurposed Folgers can lamp, because girl, you light up my world.

Baby, I want to be on you like chalk on chalkboard paint.

I want to hold you as tight as you hold your bottle of nail polish while taking a photo of your manicure.

Girl, you remind me of a shabby chic tea tray, because I want you in my bed.

I’ve got 100 different pancake recipes for tomorrow morning. Just saying.

Did you clean your pants with an eco-friendly DIY vinegar-based cleaning solution that imparts extra shine? Because I can see myself in them.

More nasty pick up lines

I’d like to watch you do it yourself, if you know what I mean.

Don’t get me wrong I love my life but I can give all that (snap your fingers) just like that for a family.

I’m not sure if it was this run or you that just took my breath away.

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, it’s a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.”

Are you a developer? Because I don’t understand how you’re making me feel.

Consider me a reusable bag because you’ll totally regret forgetting me.

Are you the 38L? Because I’m trying to ride you for a silly long amount of time.

You’re just like BART during rush hour because girl you are TOO HOT.

You must be my phone because I never want to take my eyes off of you.