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Funny pickup lines

Jealousy is for everyone else because they don’t have you.

Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)

I wish I were DNA helicase, so I could unzip your genes.

You are the Higgs Bosson particle of my life, because without you my universe wouldn’t matter.

Tell the square root of negative one to multiply by itself because shit just got real.

How can I know hundreds of Pi digits but not the 11 digits of your phone number?

I call my Wang Darth Vader cause he’s everybody’s father.

You’re a photon quanta to my valence electron, you excite me to another level.

I wish I were Sin squared and you Cos squared so that together we could be one!

I wish I was adenine then I could get paired with you.

More corny pick up lines

Are you a “Live, Laugh, Love” wall stencil? Because I want you in every room of my house.

Just call me crockpot because I take things slow and I smell amazing.

Life without you is like IKEA furniture without metallic spray paint: boring and meaningless.

Baby, are you a mason jar? Because I can’t get enough of you.

I like how you turned that wood pallet into a rustic coffee table. Wanna see what I can do with my wood?

Baby, I’m like coconut oil: you can come up with 100 ways to use me.

Is this a homemade soy candle in my pocket or am I just happy to see you? Both, actually.

Girl, are you 100-calorie deep fried Nutella peanut butter brownie bites? Because you’re too good to be true.

I wanna twist you up like a braided updo hair tutorial.

Baby, are you a misattributed Marilyn Monroe quote? Because you’re making me feel good about my body.