Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Best dirty pick up lines

I usually don’t follow someone in the first night, but for you I’ll make an exception.

Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you.

Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?

Someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning.’

My love for you is like a concave up function cuz it is always increasing.

I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

Are you a kidnaper? Because you just abducted my heart.

I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!

You are my sole mate.

More romantic pick up lines

My love for you is like pi…. Never ending.

Are your parents retarded, cause you sure are special.

Composers always score.

Do you have raisins? No, how about a date?

I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons.

I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

Girl you’re so fine, I bet you have more followers than Lady Gaga.

I’d like to plug my solution into your equation.

I’ve has such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)