Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Inappropriate pick up lines

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are flawless!

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

My friend thinks you’re kinda cute, but I don’t… I think you’re absolutely gorgeous!

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

More bad pick up lines

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You look so cute standing there you deserve a prize, dinner with me!!

Is your last name pepper cause you’re SMOKIN!

Hey, how do you do that? [What?] Look so good?

Excuse me, but I do think it’s time we met.

Do you have a map? No why? Because I got lost in your eyes.

Are you a hole in the ground, cause I’m falling for you.

Drop the zero and get with a hero!

Hey do you have an extinguisher cause you’re on fire.