Funny dirty pick up lines
You’re the salt to my pepper, now let’s do some shakin’.
Do you have a baby, because I would love to be your baby daddy.
My name is Juliet. Will you be my Romeo? 😉
If you were a computer I’d want to hack you…
You must be cement? Because your making me hard 😉
If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you. 😛
Your cute, I’m ugly. Opposites attract. Let’s date.
Your love is more addictive than any drug.
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.
R u mcdonalds cause I’m login it.
More good pick up lines
If beauty was time, you’d be eternity.
Your face is like a unicorn it’s magical.
Are you the water? ‘Cause I’m a fish and I cannot live without you.
Are you from the midwest? Cause you`ve got great legs. (lakes)
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Baby you don’t have to sneeze. God already blessed you!
If you were a book I’d read you.
Hi, do you want to test my antivirus.
You must be ninja, because you snuck into my heart.
Can you take mw to doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.