Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Funny dirty pick up lines

You’re the salt to my pepper, now let’s do some shakin’.

Do you have a baby, because I would love to be your baby daddy.

My name is Juliet. Will you be my Romeo? šŸ˜‰

If you were a computer I’d want to hack you…

You must be cement? Because your making me hard šŸ˜‰

If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you. šŸ˜›

Your cute, I’m ugly. Opposites attract. Let’s date.

Your love is more addictive than any drug.

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

R u mcdonalds cause I’m login it.

More good pick up lines

If beauty was time, you’d be eternity.

Your face is like a unicorn it’s magical.

Are you the water? ‘Cause I’m a fish and I cannot live without you.

Are you from the midwest? Cause you`ve got great legs. (lakes)

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Baby you don’t have to sneeze. God already blessed you!

If you were a book I’d read you.

Hi, do you want to test my antivirus.

You must be ninja, because you snuck into my heart.

Can you take mw to doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.