Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Creepy pick up lines

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

My love for you is like the universe…neverending!!

Hi, my name is Justin. Justin Credible.

Did you break wind? Cuz ur blowing me away!

A friend of mine told me this: You’re the marshmellows to my hot chocolate!

If you were a flower, i’d pick you.

Are you busy? Yes, I’m busy thinking about you!

Are you a shark? Cause I’ve got a lot of swimmers for you to swallow.

You’re the active site to my enzyme…let’s catalyze this reaction.

If my pick pocket skills were better I would steal your heart.

More chemistry pick up lines

Baby, if you were a laser, you’d be set on STUN.

If you were drugs, I’d overdose.

Hey, I’m pretty and you’re cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.

You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection.

Hey how many boyfriends have you had? (Like 10 I Think) Could I Make That 11?

I swear I seen you before. Oh ya your the topic of my dreams.

I used to dream of sweet, until I had a taste of you.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever!

Babe, you’re like having 1000 sweat girlfriends all at the same time.

Red are for vampires, blue is for the ocean and you are for me.