Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Dirty pick up lines for guys

Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.

May I flirt with you?

Can I at least get a fake phone number?

You must be from Pearl Harbor because you’re the bomb.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Hey baby, I’m like American Express, you don’t want to leave home without me.

Who needs Care Bears when I’m right here?

I put a drop of tear in the ocean last night for you. And I won’t stop loving you until you find that tear drop.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hey your missing something.[what] me.

More pick up lines for guys

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

I lost my number, can I have yours?

I am not good at algebra but I + U= 69.

Hey, I’m writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

If you had a price tag,you’d be priceless.