Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

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Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.

I am placing you on the endangered species list, ‘cuz, baby, you’re one of a kind.

You’re perfect, but there’s one thing I wanna change about you. (what?) Your last name.

I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

I think I need a parachute, because I’m falling for you.

I heard kissing is good for you so how about we both try to stay healthy huh?

Hey, is it just me, or we destined to get married.

You are the reason boys fall in love.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

More cute pick up lines

Can you touch me so i can tell my friend’s I’ve been touched by an angel.

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!

Do you come with coffee and cream, cuz ur my sugar!

I think I was blind before I met you.

I’m sorry were you talking to me? [No] Well then would you like to?

What do you like to do for fun, cuz I’m gonna ask you out.

Excuse me if I go straight this way will I be able to reach your heart?

Speak of the devil…or should I say ‘Angel’?