Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Dirty pick up lines for girls

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for living?

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

I like your face.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see!

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

I’m no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!

You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world.

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You must be Jamaican, because you’re Jamaican me crazy.

You’re hotter than donut grease.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

The best relationships are like the universe, they start with a big bang.

My wavelength might be short, but the frequency is outta this world.

If I increase my current will that decrease your resistance?

You turn my software to hardware.

I know the difference between “less” and “fewer,” but don’t worry, you won’t have to ask me for either of them.

Is your name faith? Because you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.