Funny pick up lines dirty
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
God gave us 2 ears, 2 eyes, 2 legs and 2 hands, but he gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you’re the 2nd
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow.
I’m bigger and better than the Titanic… only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Your face reminds me of a wrench, everytime I think of it my nuts tighten up.
If you gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep till afternoon.
Man – “Fat Penguin!” Woman- “What?” Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”
Are you my pillow because I wanna give you my head.
I used to waste time chasing butterflies, but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.
Mario is Red, Sonic is Blue, Press Start to join and be my player 2.
More funny pick up lines
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must be the queen of hearts.
Do you like science because I’ve got my ion you.
Are you chocolate pudding because I want to spoon you.
Are you from Holland? Because amsterdayyyuuumm.
Are your arms Disney World because being in them is the happiest place on earth.
Call me pooh, because all I wants is you, honey.
Do you like reptiles because iguana be with you.
Is your name joey chandler ross monica or phoebe because lets be more than FRIENDS.
I’m no Joseph. Could you help me interpret the dreams I’ve been having about you.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be black at night.