Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Hilarious dirty pick up lines

If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips= two lips)

Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!

If I were a drum, I’d let you bang me all night long!

Save a drum, bang a drummer.

See this keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Babe in my mind, you’re always trending.

Its good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.

Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock all night long!

I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.