Hilarious dirty pick up lines
If we shared a garden, I’d put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips= two lips)
Damn girl, you’re lookin’ sharp!
If I were a drum, I’d let you bang me all night long!
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
See this keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.
Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
Babe in my mind, you’re always trending.
Its good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise you’d be too hot to handle.
Call me AC/DC, because I’m gonna rock all night long!
I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.