Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

Cheesy dirty pick up lines

Every breath you take, I’ll be following you.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you’re hot as hell.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Are you from Stockholm? Cause you’re the Swedish girl I’ve ever seen.

I could read your random thoughts all night long.

Who needs a map when on can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?

Are you a tamale? Cause you’re hot.

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

Someone should call police, because you just stole my heart!

More sweet pick up lines

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

This wouldn’t feel like a lonely planet if I were with you.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt – my eyes!

I just got dumped, and I think you could make me feel better.

I hope there’s a fire truck nearby, cause you’re smokin’!

Are you Vietnamese? Cause I’m falling for you.

You’re the Obi-wan for me.

What do I have to do to be your booty call?

Hi, my name is Peter. Wanna find out why?