Dirty Pick Up Lines That Actually Work

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Dirty pick up lines are chessy and funny and they will work for you. Creepy pick up lines may sound dirty but we have assured that our collection of pick up lines are not below the belt and filthy. So these Dirty pick up lines for guys and girls will help you in getting a good start. Approaching a women is really difficult task but with these pick up lines you may find it easy to begin with and with their hearts. Dirty pick up lines for girls can win them over a guy.  This set of pick up lines also have inappropriate pick up lines, funny dirty pick up lines, best dirty pick up lines, cheesy dirty pick up lines, corny dirty pick up lines, hilarious dirty pick up lines, good dirty pick up lines, making it the largest collection. So no waiting and enjoy dating!

Dirty pickup lines

Hey, don’t smile.. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

You’re the only girls I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you Mommy.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I don’t mean to bother you, but I had to come over and introduce myself; otherwise I’ll be kicking myself for days.

(Pick a flower and walk over to a girl.) I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead — say no.

More cheesy pick up lines

Are you a fruit, cuz Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

Are you my appendix? Cuz I have a funny felling in my stomach that makes me like l should take you out.

I was a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Did you invent airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

Put down the cupcake… you’re sweet enough already.