Dirty chemistry pick up lines
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Excuse me, but did you notice the “common ion effect” in this room? It seems that as I had my eye on you, you had your eye on me.
I think we should run some experiments to determine the ground vibrational state when you and I bond.
How’d you like me to put a particle in your 3-dimensional box?
Are you game for a sigmatropic rearrangement?