Cute chemistry pick up lines
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
Why the electronegativity?
If I could rewrite the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!
My favorite element is uranium, because I love U!
It’s true that opposites attract. We’re like an electron and a proton, we come together and now we’re stable… and steady!
You want to see if we can make some new compounds from an “energetic” reaction?
You must be one of those new neon compounds with fluorine and iodine, because you are FINe!
If I were a Bunsen burner, you would be my flame, hot enough to melt a few things.
You can hydrolyze me anytime.
You’re an electrophile and I’m a nucleophile, we’re attracted and we can make each other happy.
You’re an alcohol and I’m your ketone. I’ll protect your from the Grignards of life.
Excuse me, have you lost an electron? Because you are positively attractive!
How’d you like to come back to my place and reflux?
Can I buy you a 30% by volume solution of ethanol?
Is it hot in here, or is it just your ∆H?
Baby, you’re photons are raising me to an excited state!
How’d you like to make a ring seal?
I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?
So, what’s your pKa?
So, what’s your quantum number?