Chemistry Pick Up Lines That Will Get You a Date

Organic chemistry pick up lines

Hey baby, want to form a zygote?

How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

My love for you is as strong as a covalent lattice .

If only you and i could form a redox cell, the potential between us would be mighty high.

Mind helping me with my experiment?

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

You make me hotter than sulfur hydroxide mixed with ethyl acetate.

You are an acid and i am like litmus, every time I meet you i turn bright red.

You know, Ive got one hell of a mass-charge ratio.

Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!

More creepy pick up lines

If I could make any compound, I would make uranium iodide, so I could put U and I together!

Your lab or mine?

Lets get married and live a life like monosaccharides-sweet and simple.

My favourite attractive force is van del Waals force. Can you feel it? I will sit closer if you cant.

I would really like to titrate with you.

I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.

Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?

I am a conjugate acid, you are a conjugate base .Lets hook up and create conjugate pairs.

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.