Chemistry pickup lines
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
Of the universe. You see, you are hot and the heat you are releasing is making our universe more disordered.
Let’s find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed.
You want to see if we can make some new compounds from an “energetic” reaction?
Hey there girl, it appears to me that you are one of the major sources that increases the entropy.
You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.
Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without “xy”.
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My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some “electron density”.
Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)
Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
Want to test the spring constant of my matress?
We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
We can make a mess as I’ve hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
Honey, were like a galvanic cell, there is obviously electricity flowing between us.
Do you wanna join functional groups with me, and let me release a water molecule?