Super cheesy pick up lines
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
Are you from Africa? Because A-frickin love you.
You’re leaving for the Caribbean? But I just Haiti the thought of ever losing you.
If people still use myspace, you’d be 1 in my top 8.
Are you a good detective? Because I’d love to be sherlocked in your arms all night.
I’ll Czech your republic.
Webmd says your love is contagious.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You must be poetry, because I’m not opprosed to dating you.
You must be scissors because you’re looking sharp.
More good pick up lines
My favorite letters of the alphabet are EZ.
You should be a post in Facebook on Tumblr because there’s no way I can dislike you.
You’re so hot even my shots are falling for you.
You might not be an onion but I’d take off those layers.
You must be a hunter because I just found a fox.
Want tequila little time together?
You must be sweet because you’re certainly eye candy.
You must be a mountain because I can’t get over you.
If you were a pasta you’d be carpellini because you’re so fine.
You’ve got a great end zone.