Cheesy pick up lines for guys
Don’t save me yet. Let me go down a few times.
Come take a ride on my “Slip-n-slide”
They call me the D-livery man.
What’s your blowing capacity?
I’m too sexy for my shirt…
Will you marinade me?
The elevator isn’t the only thing going up.
I’d like to see s’more.
I want to be inside your ladygarden. Gnome saying?
You’ve got a great rack of spices.
Wanna comb over babe?
Are you real. Or are you delusion? Either way, you’re really hot!
You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.
Do you run track? Because I heard you relay want me.
I’ll male you want to spend more time in bed with me than sleeping beauty.
I may be the outlaw, but you’re the one stealing my heart.
Give me a woody and I’ll make you buzz for light years.
I wish you were a carousel at Walmart, so I could ride you all day long. For a quarter.
If you were a fish, you’d be angelfish.
Nothing is sweeter than you.