Funny cheesy pick up lines
Aren’t we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you’re the bomb.
Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold.. Hard to get and hard to hold.
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your hear. And you have left one great leap on mine!
You remind me of a pop tart. [why?] You’re cool cause you’re hot!
Good news, the test results are negative!
You look so good, I could put you on plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
Hey, don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.
I know how to please a woman. Then please leave me alone.
Excuse me, but weren’t we blissfully married in a past life?
Hey baby. Where you been all my life?
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh.. You just look hot to me.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes] how about tomorrow night?
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of vitamin me.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Hi I suffer amnesia. Do I come here often?
If I could be everything, I’d love to be your bathwater.
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.