Cheesy pickup lines
Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [no] Well then, please start.
Hey babe, drop that zero and get with the hero in other words.. you better come with me.
Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
“Hey, babe, what’s your sign?” “Stop.”
I think my medication is wearing off.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Man, you sure are bright Girl! Were you raised by the stars?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Beww Beww Beww [what?] that is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up cuz when I saw you my heart stopped!
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
More creepy pick up lines
How much did it cost? [What?] The surgery that made you so hot!
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
What’s your name sexy? A: Taken!
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, “Know thyself.” Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look good.
Your choice this time, I’m buying.